St. Enodoc Golf Club - Niblick discovers changes afoot in the Seniors

Niblick understands that changes are afoot with the Seniors as a result of the recent change of Captain. A successful year as Captain by the retired fruit and veg merchant came to an end at the recent Seniors AGM and his successor is the extremely tall ex-film camera expert. A man always ready to enjoy an extra plate of nourishment before or after play has firm ideas as to the direction of the Seniors and wishes the Members to follow his own shining example and peccadillos.

Niblick has been very lucky to see the new competition rules which are about to be implemented which include each player being required to consume a minimum of 7 cigarettes in a round, bad language is to be positively encouraged for poor shots and scores are to be recorded on one of the new score cards below.